Big DAVE
Hi! my name is Big DAVE and my job is to entertain you! I have been doing comedy for 3 years, have headlined several shows and, if I don't say so myself, am pretty good at it. I have used colorful language in the past, but I am a clean comedian (would like my mother to see me perform one day).
When you hire me, you will be getting a performance that you will never forget and laughs that you will talk about for a long time. Give me a call to set up a performance and I hope to entertain you soon!
Sincerely,
Big DAVE