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Clean Funny Corporate Comedian, Auctioneer, and Emcee

Wanna laugh? Book Certified Speaking Professional, Frank King. He proves time and again that funny doesn't have to be blue. His corporate comedy is clean, clever, and customized to your group, industry, and/or event, and he will make you, and the entire speaker selection committee, look good.

He was a quarter-finalist on Star Search he lost to a puppet. He's also appeared on An Evening at the Improv, Showtime's Comedy Club Network, and CNN's Business Unusual. He's opened up for, among others, Jeff Foxworthy, Adam Sandler, Pauli Shore (but if you tell anyone I'll kill you), Dana Carvey, Kevin Pollock, Jerry Seinfeld, The Beach Boys (or at least, what's left of 'em), Neil Sedaka (world's worst toupee), Mary Wilson, and The Fifth Demension In addition to telling jokes, he's been busy, selling jokes. He's written for Jay Leno, Joan Rivers, and Dennis Miller.

Here's what will not happen, if you book Frank King.

You will not get a "checkup, from the neck up" (and if I hear anybody utter that phrase again, I think I may throw-up).

You will not "Awaken the Giant Within" (trust me, nobody, giants included, are any help to anyone until after their second cup of coffee).
You will not learn any of "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" (one of which, and I'm guessing here, is overusing the word paradigm).
Nor will you: think outside the box, break the secret code of accomplishment, fly with eagles even though you work with turkeys, or be empowered (whatever that means) in any way.
Here's what will happen if you book Frank King.


You'll laugh and you'll learn.

Whether he's:

Roasting the high and mighty in a fun and gentle manner Delivering one of his hilarious keynote speeches: Either "Making a Living, Not a Difference" which is just comedy, no content, or "Get Up Off Your Aspirations," which is motivational/comedy, or "Lube, Oil, and Valve Job," which is wellness/comedy, or "You Gotta Find The Funny," which is humor to relieve stress/comedy Acting as a comic master of ceremonies keeping the event fun, moving, and on time

Posing as a corporate imposter, sounding like he knows exactly what he's talking about, but of course, has no earthly idea

Or serving as a funny facilitator (a humorous host and MC) from the opening general session to the final meal, handling all the housekeeping announcements and speaker introductions (regaling the attendees with his funny take on things he's observed while hanging out with them), and then capping the event with his uproariously funny after-dinner speech.

He's sure to make you and the entire entertainment committee look good. He's the best thing to happen to after-dinner, since dessert.

Once I've made your event one to remember, the question always arises, how are we gonna top that next year? Here's the answer, Jan McInnis. Give her a try, you'll be glad you did.

John McCain Lookalike and Impersonator

Frank King is the first, and so far only, John McCain impersonator. As John McCain, he can grip and grin, and/or meet and greet with your attendees, and/or do 20-30 minutes of customized comedy, alone, or in a townhall style "debate" with the premiere Barack Obama impersonator, Ron Butler.

As a Bill Clinton impersonator and lookalike, Frank King can also do meet and greets and customized comedy.

Professional Auctioneer
Frank King is also professional auctioneer, able to conduct auctions in Spanish and English. Having a professional auctioneer can make all the difference in how much your group raises. A professional auctioneer sells things all the time and can help move the auction along.